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Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot


Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.  - P. J. O'Rourke


Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


Encourage and support your kids because children are apt to live up to what you believe of them.  - Lady Bird Johnson


Having a child is liking getting a tattoo…on your face. You better be committed. - Eat Pray Love


The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice.  - Peggy O'Mara


A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.  - Robert Brault


Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.  - Ray Romano


When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.  - Haim G. Ginott


The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.  - Calvin Trillin


The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest. - Unknown


Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


A baby's cry is precisely as serious as it sounds.  - Jean Liedloff


Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.  - Robert A. Heinlein


One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. – Jane Goodall


The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. - Unknown


Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. - Kahlil Gibran


Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby


The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker


You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams


Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. - Mike Harding


The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse


When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck


Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. - James Baldwin


Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller 


Sweater, n.:garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. - Ambrose Bierce


Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are.  - Cheryl Lacey Donovan


I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. - Tina Fey


Say “no” only when it really matters. Wear a bright red shirt with bright orange shorts? Sure. Put water in the toy tea set? Okay. Sleep with your head at the foot of the bed? Fine. Samuel Johnson said, “All severity that does not tend to increase good, or prevent evil, is idle.  - Gretchen Rubin


Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.  - Sam Levenson 

3 comentários:

  1. Excelente!!! Tanta reflexão... :)

  2. Adorei!
    Gostei particularmente desta por espelhar as nossas contradições: "When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline. - Haim G. Ginott"


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